“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with someone and they don’t have any books, don’t fuck them.”

– John Waters, from the City That Reads (or did when Kurt Schmoke was mayor, anyway).

He also did my favorite “No Smoking” ad for a movie theater, which as far as I know only shows at The Charles, the art house theater in downtown Baltimore. I once sat behind Waters at a screening of Barbara Stanwyck’s sexy, salacious pre-Code movie Baby Face (1933), which seemed just indecent enough to be up his alley. The no smoking warning after the break.